hiddlesface:

I don’t know why I find this picture so funny
‘I’m sorry Captain I don’t care who you are, if you don’t have a permit we have to tow it away’

This isn’t freedom. This is fear.

peikachu:

sometimes chris evans looks like a sweet golden retriever and you want to pet him and bask in his sunshiny smile

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and other times he looks like a fucking greek god who could nail you into the mattress and then spoon you like a princess afterwards

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bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

clashboarding:

when everyone u know is invited to something except for u

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milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

paint-fanduhms:

paint-fanduhms:

An apple a day keeps The Doctor away. 

Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.

this fucking cast they actually put the names of their characters on their chairs when they were casting AND EVANS HAS DUMBBELLS ON HIS CHAIR this is fucking if this isn’t proof that marvel grows their actors on fucking trees on a farm idek what is.

ericnorseman:

Star Spangled Man With A Plan.
NJH