my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

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knuffelvos:

wear your armor

whether it’s makeup, a band tshirt, your fandom pins, tattoos, jewelry, your favorite ripped pair of jeans, or something no one else can touch or see like your favorite song repeating like a mantra in your head, the sound of your own heartbeat, or the knowledge that you were brave enough to get out of bed today when everything else inside you said “no”

wear your armor and kick ass

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urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice

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stop

why is this so funny?

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bevoluna:

It is known.

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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

” Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via owldee)

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d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

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sloppypapaya:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

Have you ever watched the movie adaption to a book you’ve read and realise you’ve been pronouncing a characters name completely wrong?

I am correct. They are wrong.

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mugglebornheadcanon:

722. The muggleborn kids bring hair dye, spray tan, and colored contacts from the muggle world to school and convince the entire pureblood population of Hogwarts that they are Metamorphagi. 

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prasejeebus:

This belongs in a museum

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nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

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haleepls:

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it

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mcrgeous:

daily reminder: you’re morgeous

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